2007-05-02 (9:34 pm) : by ralfordStatistics for 'ralford'
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Comments: 6
Now that my 25th birthday is a week or two in the past, I'll take the time to request that you do not give me gifts on my 26th birthday, but instead, recognize that you are probably part of my regular life, and that a phone call will most likely stress me out. Unless of course you are a wooly mammoth, or someone else I rarely get to speak with.
Please do not be offended by this wish, as it is simply a request to enjoy a peaceful evening without my cell phone. I hope you understand, and please don't hate me!